My name is Liam AKA Ulfr, and I live in a luxury mansion in the city of Copenhagen...

Who am I kidding? I live in a medium sized house in a town near Cairns, in the state of Queensland, Australia.

Yes, Australia. Lets get it all off our chests...

Koalas and kangaroos! Boomerangs, didgeridoos! Sydney, Melbourne, Uluru! Crocodiles, cockatoos.

Everything that will kill you! Shrimp on barbies, that's not true! That vegemite stuff that tastes like poo!

Coral reefs and platapusses... Platapi? Whats the plural of platapus?

I am an MLG gamer and i like Denmark and Spain and coffee and a bunch of other stuff including Game of Thrones and techno trance/dance songs also a bit of dubstep in some songs won't hurt, but dubstep for 75% or more should be treatede as an international war crime.

I also make music, but it's not very good. I have 1 track so far, Andromeda. It's alright m8 go check it out.

Check out Dj-nate for moar good songs and thats it.

Now for quotes!

Madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

-Albert Einstein

To Alcohol! the cause and solution to all of the world's problems

-Homer Simpson

Gr8 m8 I r8 8/8 no h8

-IGN

For those who know me, know that I'm a simple person who lives a simple life. I enjoy having three meals a day, I enjoy the peaceful charm of the morning birds and like most simple people I enjoy crushing my enemies skulls under my tank tracks.

-My friend also called Liam (Liam H)

Not one step back comerades

-Comissar no. 174

Monsters are dangerous, and right now kings are dying like flies\

-Tyrion Lannister

I AM KING!

-Joffery Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals and the Seven Kingdoms, actually Joffery Waters

F*ck the king

-Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane

Ok enough now.

To sum this all up i would just like to say that I am an Atheist. I am not a satanist, i believe that there is no god and no satan. Don't start a flame war, I'm a peaceful person.

And in conclusion,

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